This guy in my class likes to think he’s the only one who knows about tumblr
When a girl messed up her presentation he literally held up a drawn star that said ‘you tried’ and said to me “you probably won’t get it it’s an Internet thing.”

please say you slapped him

im just gonna keep reblogging this until he finds it

hes here somewhere

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"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

                                                                                            A novel by me

Anonymous asked:
Whats wrong with eating meat? What about animals who eat meat? Its the circle of life man. Animals eat animals and the earth feeds off the remains to grow plants and veggitation for animals to eat and then the cycle repeats itself. Its life babes...




Humans r not the same as a lion in the wild and u r so ridiculousl I’m dying rn

-a bear eats a fish out of the river. A snake captures prey. A lion chases a gazelle.

-we as a species grow our animals inside labs we call “farms”. We scientifically enhance our meat. We shove chemicals and shit down animals throats. We artificially inseminate, aka RAPE, animals to breed for our food. We squeeze these beings into cages and crates. We stuff them so tight together they resort to cannibalism, disease, and injury. Once the creature is slaughtered (not by our own hand mind you- a machine does the work for us) the meat is harvested with oh! More machines.

comparing the meat industry to animals in the wild is idiotic.

Not to mention most humans are so egotistical they think they are somehow more evolved than wild animals, that we have some right to them. When in fact our enlightened sentience should be a reason NOT to eat them, for we are capable of empathy and compassion that a wild animal is not. Not to mention the fact that humans CAN SURVIVE AND LIVE full healthy life’s without killing millions of animals, where as carnivores depend upon meat to sustain themselves. 

^^^^ 🙏🙏🙏





Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue

I been waiting for the daily show to come back so they could cover this

Jon rip them boys a new asshole 

Jon is what more white people need to be like

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i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone


it’s september


what do i do with my life now


This is like installing Windows on a Mac.