broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere


thedeductionguide:

I apologise for the mess, I thought you’d prefer I leave it untouched. I hope these pictures are a fun mental challenge for you, because you have certainly proven yourself to have amazing deductive skills. I cannot wait to be impressed :)

I believe that this is the living space of two females - one younger than the other by several years. My first guess is a mother and a daughter. It is clearly, however, the dwelling place of two individuals. Two individuals with a great amount of wealth.

I believe that the older female is a teacher, one who teaches or has taught at the American Creativity Academy in Kuwait, and has also taught gymnastics in the past. I am willing to bet she has taught some kind of math or science, and her teaching experience includes high school. Fluent in Arabic. Well into her professional teaching career. The right side of the bookshelf and the left side of the closet belong to this woman. She is right handed, highly organized, conscientious, and perhaps a bit reserved. But extremely successful, and has pulled in a lot of wealth, despite being relatively young (and a mother). She values intelligence and thoughtfulness.

The younger female is a more energetic and vibrant soul, and likely outgoing and spontaneous. She is still in high school, wears glasses, has long hair, and is right handed as well. She values reading, a trait she picked up from who I assume is in fact her mother.

I have two hypotheses about the sleeping arrangement in this room. My first: I believe that the older female person is most likely out of town - a temporary leave, though. Not long enough to pack a tremendous deal of clothes, or even her laptop (unless she has multiple). But long enough for the younger female, who I believe usually sleeps on the couch-turned-bed, to take over the older female’s bed, for the time that she is away. My second hypothesis is that there is more to this house (there clearly is regardless) and the younger female sleeps in another room or location that is out of sight.

Between the two, some miscellaneous interests include scuba diving (or another similar underwater activity) and playing the guitar.

My question is - why are these two sharing a room, despite their wealth? I can’t seem to answer that one.

growley:

flower crowns are so last week.

everyone knows this is what’s in

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FLOWER BEARDS

isthisjustphantasy:

the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post

we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning

(Source: gaytable)


tofutits:

windandsalt:

friarpark

#this is not an exaggeration okay #children do say this #children do wonder why they can’t find themselves in the media #don’t fucking tell me it doesn’t matter #it matters so much #children NEED to see themselves represented #or else they grow up feeling inferior and not worthy

No I have to reblog this again cus I am crying right now look at the dads face

(Source: rimtiggins)